Conversation with Mom
Phone conversation with my Mother yesterday:
Context, we were discussing how Hubby watched the Draft on Saturday...
"Mom, didn't you read what I wrote online yesterday about how I don't get the Draft?"
"No. After you wrote about 'getting some' I thought it would be best if I stopped reading."
"But, I was so excited about getting it that I had to shout it out to the world! It's been like 2 months, Mom".
"Oh my god, I'm 50 years old and I think that I get it more than you do!"
"No joke, my own mother gets more action than I do. [Long Pause] Well, let me just say that my vibrator is really coming in handy these days."
[Histerical laughing] "Oh my god, I don't think you should have told me that"
"I mean, seriously, when Hubby is gone..."
[Through laughing tears] "Seriously, Melissa, stop"
"Hubby better watch is back cause if this keeps up much longer, I might become a lesbian... [Pause] cause you know Christine is really hot."
[Audible tears, gasping for breath, whispers]"I..... have...... to ..... go......"
You know your mom is your best friend when you can talk to her about ANYTHING. Even being a lesbian. And she thinks it's funny.
Context, we were discussing how Hubby watched the Draft on Saturday...
"Mom, didn't you read what I wrote online yesterday about how I don't get the Draft?"
"No. After you wrote about 'getting some' I thought it would be best if I stopped reading."
"But, I was so excited about getting it that I had to shout it out to the world! It's been like 2 months, Mom".
"Oh my god, I'm 50 years old and I think that I get it more than you do!"
"No joke, my own mother gets more action than I do. [Long Pause] Well, let me just say that my vibrator is really coming in handy these days."
[Histerical laughing] "Oh my god, I don't think you should have told me that"
"I mean, seriously, when Hubby is gone..."
[Through laughing tears] "Seriously, Melissa, stop"
"Hubby better watch is back cause if this keeps up much longer, I might become a lesbian... [Pause] cause you know Christine is really hot."
[Audible tears, gasping for breath, whispers]"I..... have...... to ..... go......"
You know your mom is your best friend when you can talk to her about ANYTHING. Even being a lesbian. And she thinks it's funny.
posted by Mel at 9:00 AM
2 Comments:
Belly laugh . . . it hurts!
You are insane. I can't say the word "tampon" in front of mother. Then again, any conversation with my mother somehow ends up being about coupons or free samples. I can only imagine my mother handing me a "buy one get one free" vibrator coupon. Or better yet, a free sample of K-Y.
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